Me: Hello henny? Yeah I’ve been watching the new queer eye with my fiancé but I still don’t know what a French tuck is, and all the gays on Tumblr are talking about it, have I just not got to the bit where it starts coming up?? Or should I be able to recognise it on sight?
Operator: gjsjfjjejs omg yeah you’ll know when he does it
Me: Did you just fucking keysmash out loud?
*dials the gay hotline*
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