At one point people who weren’t Italian thought macaroni was so cool they called things completely unrelated to pasta “macaroni” because they thought it was cool.
“Stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni”
people are so cute and good when theyre not nasty and awful
magickal self care is snorting a line of banishing salt like cocaine and ejecting your soul so it can manifest as a poltergeist and punch your body in the fucking face