My phone likes to glitch out whenever I listen to an audio thing from Tumblr and don’t stop it before it ends
This was the best one for it to happen to
ohhh my god when I opened my inbox I thought you had him saved as your bg
okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying “hewwo” so since then I started saying “hewwo” instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely “hewwo”like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo’s a day
but now that you have backstory I was just standing in my kitchen making rice, everythings dead silent, and suddenly this fucking “HEWWO??” echoes through the whole apartment and it almost killed me
ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk
tfw the heater gently and intimately tousles your hair
I pretended I was drunk when I came out to my friends I never came out to my friends We were all on Skype and I laughed and changed the subject she said “what’s with this dog motif” I said “do you have something against dogs”
:^) 