carpenters3:

nobody looks at you in california. you could be bouncing around nude on a pogo stick and people will be like “continue on your journey namaste.” you wear like a weird pair of shoes in boston and you will be fed to the dropkick murphys 

skywhales:

embalm:

Hey yall

I’m sorry to do this again but my bank account is gonna be overdrawn and rents gonna bounce because of an autopay I forgot about, so if anybody could toss some dollars my way id really appreciate it.

https://www.paypal.me/hgrlong

God please our landlord is down our throats about rent and we couldn’t even make the full payment of a payment we said we could make and they’re gonna be rrrrrrreal mad if we default on that payment of a payment

me, as seen from outside my living room window: walking with purpose, tidying, back straight
me, internally: “don’t answer the door with the horse mask on you’ll scare the delivery person… don’t answer the door with the horse mask on you’ll scare the delivery person”