Yes im cooking for
- my son
- and his wife

“I VIOLATE ARTICLE 27, SEC. 553-4 OF THE MARYLAND ANNOTATED CODE SAFELY, OFTEN, AND EXTREMELY WELL”
[ID: black & white photo of a man wearing a t-shirt printed with the above text]
Sections 553 and 554 of Article 27 of the Maryland Code prohibited sodomy (punishable with a sentence of “not less than one year nor more than ten years”), oral sex, and “any other unnatural or perverted sexual practice with any other person.”
Second National March on Washington for Lesbian and Gay Rights, Washington, D.C., October 11, 1987. Photo © Exakta, via @lgbt_history
time: *makes me bolder*
children: *get older*
me: *gets older too*
We’re living in the worst possible society
It’s weird that you can see a cat spinning around a robot vacuum and think, “Yeah, this seems like something a cat would do.”
if you don’t put sugar in your spaghetti are you really valid
I’m sorry, what the fuck?
it keeps it from tasting like Acidic Death
1: that’s the sauce but good point, and 2: didn’t tomatoes literally come from America? why can’t you guys eat them
1. the sauce is part of the spaghetti thats like robbing a bank and someone being like “hey did that come from the bank” and you’re like “Haha nah it’s money : )” 2. i feel like it’s like the “olives good” gene
Spaghetti is a type of noodle, Brad.

People who don’t put sugar in their spaghetti aren’t valid
Thats What We’ve Been Saying
Don’t tell me u actually put sugar on ur spaghetti
in the sauce, like a teaspoon per 2 cups
if you don’t put sugar in your spaghetti are you really valid
I’m sorry, what the fuck?
it keeps it from tasting like Acidic Death
1: that’s the sauce but good point, and 2: didn’t tomatoes literally come from America? why can’t you guys eat them
1. the sauce is part of the spaghetti thats like robbing a bank and someone being like “hey did that come from the bank” and you’re like “Haha nah it’s money : )” 2. i feel like it’s like the “olives good” gene